This article is hilarious enough on its own to just post verbatim, no editorial comment needed.
MUSLIM CLERICS CRITICISE CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS
The country's top Islamic body has said Christmas decorations in malls, amusement centres, and public places are "excessive and provocative."
Christmas ornamentation has been put up in an "excessive and provocative way," said Muhyidin Janaedi, one of the chairmen of the Indonesia Ulemas Council (MUI).
"It should be done in a proportional manner, as Muslims are the majority here, otherwise it will hurt their feelings," he said.
He said that MUI issued a recommendation urging mall and recreation centre managers to act proportionally in decorating their premises.
"We received complaints from a number of malls' employees who are forced to wear Santa Claus costumes which are against their faith. Such things should not have happened," he said.
"We need to restrain muslims from joining the festivities," Junaedi added.
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