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Tuesday, July 21, 2009

News for Today and Tomorrow


Oregon City Jury locked on verdict for couple accused of manslaughter in allowing their daughter to die for the sake of pursuing faith healing and ignoring doctor's advice and simple cure by antibiotics.

Huh?

Well then let's try the jury too, for Christ's sake.


Iranian chief cleric, speaking in regard to contested election results, advises Iranians to be careful with their protests lest they end up appearing to support Iran's enemies. (Let's keep it dishonest, guys, so that no one can say our government is . . . well, dishonest).


Total eclipse on Wednesday is expected by astrologists to bring a period of violence, terrorism, assassination, and catastrophe.


In a followup story, the total eclipse was deemed unnecessary.


Dog tested on latest experimental MS drug grows a redundant tail. The benefit of this result as regards human beings with MS is as yet unclear. The dog, however, when given a biscuit, appears twice as happy as previously.


It is expected that earthlings will soon begin to colonize the planet Mars, just as soon as Buzz Aldrin gets the place swept and tidied up a bit.


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