CIA

Given the power, influence and practical omnipresence ascribed to the CIA in the alternative press and social media, I reckon that fully one-third of the American population must be employed by that organization. From guarding opium fields in Afghanistan, for American business interests and the consumption of a heroin loving population, to supplying and instructing ISIS in the Middle East, to spreading ebola in Africa, supporting Boko Haram, leading Hamas, and, of course, tapping phones and listening to conversations all over the world, they are simply everywhere. One wonders how there can be any unemployment at all amongst the remaining two-thirds of our population.