Say Cheese

My wife was just saying that I looked nice in my driver's license photo because I was smiling. The reason I was smiling is because the officer kept saying "sheen" and motioning with his hand.

"Sheen?"

"Yes, sheen down please."

What sheen? Am I shining? How can I turn down my sheen?

I move my chair backward.

"No, sheen."

I move my chair forward.

"No, no. Back. Look at camera. Sheen down."

I look at the camera and frown.

"No, no. Smiling now. And sheen dow-u-an."

"Maaf, Pak. Saya tidak mengerti. Apa itu, 'sheen'."

"Da-goo."

"Oh! Dagu! Chin! Chin down!"

"Ahhhh!"

And snap goes the photo machine.