Holy Cow

Holy cow! I was just now accosted by a fat woman. I was walking up to Casablanca and this woman wanted to give me a massage. A special massage, of course. I said, No ma’am I dont want no massage, and tried to move on, but she actually grabbed my arm and pulled me back. And she was freakin strong, man! I said No, no, I’m jest meetin a friend at the bar. That’s when she started to grab my private parts For a wobbly old man like me, it actually took some physical effort to extricate myself ... and she was no spring chicken herself! But she had the weight on me, ya know. Whew. Now I’m tryin to figure how to get back to my bike unmolested