I was washing the dishes at the sink last night when I began to note tiny ants crawling on my skin. As quickly as I brushed one off, it seemed that two more would appear. It was then that I noticed the kitchen counter, against which I was leaning while doing the dishes, was swarming with the little critters. And I do mean little.. These guys were the next thing to microscopic, and yet each little microscopic ant packed a powerful bite! Soon I was itching from head to toe. Well, a long shower succeeded in flooding the ants off my skin and out of my hair, though not before I was left with multiple little red welts. Now I not only have skin cancer, but skin 'antcer' as well.
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