Chinese balloons, cylindrical objects, and objects the size of a small car cruising in the upper atmosphere are all the rage in America over the past couple weeks. And oh, add aliens to the mix. That's right, aliens, for social media has been suddenly inseminated (alien abductions, anyone?) with extravagant theories about an invasion of UFOs from the interstellar regions. Who knew that aliens would come in balloons, right? Or in Mini Coopers? I always imagined immense Death Star type ships, about the size of Los Angeles. Be that as it may, however, this is where it all begins, the random Facebook geniuses tell us. The beginning of the end. It's a bit awkward, a bit of an anticlimax, but nonetheless long overdue, proving once for all that the world does not end with a bang, but a whimper.
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