Latest news is that the cure for MS is colon cleanse. Who knew?
One time my ex-wife went to the emergency room for an unrelated complaint, and it turned out all she needed was to fart. These things happen.
In other news, Iraqis celebrated the departure of American troops from their cities by blowing up other Iraqis.
Oh brave new world . . .
In the meantime we continue ever faithfully to follow the stories of those brave young laboratory mice (somehow they never get old--neither they nor their stories). Researchers have most recently found that injecting mice which already have MS with the diabetes drug Actos causes an arrest in the process of gray matter loss in the little mice brains. This is good news. While it is readily evident that Actos, being an antihyperglycemic agent, also causes severely low blood sugar in the same mice (which itself causes brain damage), this glitch is being ironed out with the administration of Koolaid and cookies.
Party on, my little friends. Catch a falling brain and put it in your pocket.
By the way, I'm not kidding about the colon cleanse cure. You can find it online easily enough. No need to strain, so to speak.
Sarah Palin quit? But where does that leave the rest of us?
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