The big fat brown dog's diet has undergone a rather sudden and perhaps somewhat unfortunate change since the chicken lady has gone. The chicken lady is what she called my wife--now ex-wife, I suppose, though not yet legally so. But for all practical purposes, as far as the big fat brown dog is concerned, the chicken lady is gone and her diet now consists of whatever I happen to have in the fridge. Could still be chicken if she she's lucky. Could also be a slice of bread or a cookie or some cheese. Last night it was what remained of a tub of yogurt. I think it is fairly safe to say that had never seen nor tasted yogurt before, but, as it turns out, she found it quite delicious and she has decided that it is now one of her favorite foods (along with chicken, pork, beef, cheese, rice with soup, gingersnaps, popcorn and any kind of cake).
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