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Saturday, October 20, 2018

The Bone Saw Saga Continues

That's right, we now have the official Saudi explanation for what happened to Washington Post journalist, Jamal Khashoggi. We are told that fifteen Saudis went to have a discussion with Khashoggi in the Saudi consulate in Turkey (that's odd, his fiancĂ© thought he was just going in to get marriage documents). The discussion grew heated and 60 year old Khashoggi attacked the fifteen other men in the room (some of whom were members of the Saudi Prince's own security detachment). In the ensuing scuffle, Khashoggi's fingers were amputated and he was injected with a chemical causing paralysis so that he could then be dismembered with a bone saw while still living. Whoops. Well, that's what happens when you bring knives and bone saws to a discussion. Naturally, since he had accidentally died, they figured it would be best to dismember his body and secret it out of the country. Most of us can understand that, right? 

Well, Donald Trump understands it. This explanation appears reasonable to Donald Trump and he has said so on national TV. Which makes Donald Trump either one of the stupidest people in the world or one of the most evil people in the world. Take your choice. 

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